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Melon Affair, The

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Melon Affair, The

The Melon Affair aka Up Your Alley (1971, 70 min, Haji, Uschi Digard) A horny and nerdy virgin lands a catering job at a film party filled with busty actresses just like the ones he fantasizes about all day long. But his good fortune doesn't last long as he accidentally causes the death of a Mafia don whom he must impersonate amidst a jewel-smuggling plot. A screwball big-titty sex-comedy that only could have been made in the 1970s, The Melon Affair is a perfect example of the genre. Includes must-see footage such as Haji (Faster Pussycat, Kill Kill) riding topless on a motorcycle and Uschi performing a messy ice cream massage! Also includes bonus feature Prison Girls (1972, 95 min, Maria Arnold, Linda York, Marsha Jordan, Uschi Digard, Neola Graff)! Total running time: 165 min.


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Product Information

  • Length: 2 hrs. 44 mins.
  • Rating: XXX
  • Released: Oct 21 2015
  • Production Year: 2014
  • Empire SKU: 1758941
  • Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
  • Number of Discs: 1
  • UPC Code: 827306131029

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