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Melon Affair, The
The Melon Affair aka Up Your Alley (1971, 70 min, Haji, Uschi Digard) A horny and nerdy virgin lands a catering job at a film party filled with busty actresses just like the ones he fantasizes about all day long. But his good fortune doesn't last long as he accidentally causes the death of a Mafia don whom he must impersonate amidst a jewel-smuggling plot. A screwball big-titty sex-comedy that only could have been made in the 1970s, The Melon Affair is a perfect example of the genre. Includes must-see footage such as Haji (Faster Pussycat, Kill Kill) riding topless on a motorcycle and Uschi performing a messy ice cream massage! Also includes bonus feature Prison Girls (1972, 95 min, Maria Arnold, Linda York, Marsha Jordan, Uschi Digard, Neola Graff)! Total running time: 165 min.
Product Information
- Length: 2 hrs. 44 mins.
- Rating: XXX
- Released: Oct 21 2015
- Production Year: 2014
- Empire SKU: 1759111
- Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
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